tastefullyoffensive:

How to unpack your dog. [rosiepig]

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"I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser."

— Sufjan Stevens (via aurorefleurs)

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tastefullyoffensive:

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If only #manhattan #nyc #tossedsalad #tossyoursalad #doublemeaning

If only #manhattan #nyc #tossedsalad #tossyoursalad #doublemeaning

pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty

Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark

Styled by Robbie Spencer

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thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

THE WORLD IS ABUNDANT

troyesivan:

permanent to do list

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humansofnewyork:

We were eating lunch with the door open, and a monkey started to peek through the door.’Isn’t that cute?’ we thought. 'Hello monkey,' we said. Then the situation quickly deteriorated. 

(Dharamshala, India)

humansofnewyork:

We were eating lunch with the door open, and a monkey started to peek through the door.’Isn’t that cute?’ we thought. 
'Hello monkey,' we said. 
Then the situation quickly deteriorated. 

(Dharamshala, India)

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When people treat you like they don’t care, believe them.

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— Oprah (via lopmon)

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